Humane Society Test

Please complete this simple test to determine your suitability as a prospective pet owner, then click on the "Calculate Results" button.

  1. I think cats are:
    just the cutest things on Earth
    basically useless
    instruments of Satan

  2. Dogs make me:
    feel like a kid again
    nervous
    wild with desire

  3. I like mice:
    better than humans
    from a distance
    lightly sauteéd

  4. When it comes to iguanas, I:
    am actually something of an expert
    What's an iguana?
    run screaming